Archive for July, 2009

One small step for man…

Friday, July 31st, 2009

…a giant leap for the maid (I’m assuming he’s single).

Homeland Security Update

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Nearly 11,000 acres of federal land closed while outhouse explosion probed.

It won’t get far on foot

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Key Quote: “Left behind was a small, dark hole surrounded by bits of cartilage”

CSI: Terengganu

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Key Quote: “This fellow could steal the undergarments of our family members one day”

The Beginning Of The End Of Civilization

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

The British government is eliminating the teaching of “i” before “e,” except after “c”.

If The Rest Of The Year, You See Only One Video Showing The Police Questioning Woman With Squirrel In Shirt

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Let it be this.

CSI: Nebraska

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

It stinks.