Archive for October, 2008

I Wonder If The Vacuum At Home Would Be Jealous

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Man jailed for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

Hey Man

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

You want fries with that?

30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

And boy is he tired… Wait a minute!

Sign Of The Apocalypse

Monday, October 13th, 2008

It’s definitely here.

When Will People Ever Learn?

Monday, October 13th, 2008

This would never have happened if it was placed in a 1-quart, resealable plastic bag.

Sign Of The Apocalypse

Monday, October 13th, 2008

It’s definitely here.

Survivor Fleeting Penis Shot Causes Outrage

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Key Outraged Quote: “”The number of `fleeting’ penises we expect to see on broadcast television is zero.” “

Boston Machisimo

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Key Quote: “A dog eating a watermelon helped cause a Boston man to repeatedly stab himself to prove to his brother he wasn’t afraid of pain”

Sports Innovation That This Blog Endorses

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Bikinis better for volleyball.

Global Warming & The Law Of Unintended Consequences

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Goat Condoms.

Elvis Lives

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

And he just got a new passport.

Norway

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Land Of Excitement.

CSI: Emerald Coast

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Dude, that’s mine

Is Romance Dead?

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

I report; you decide.

Runaway Sheep Menace

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Welsh Police Takes Direct Action.