Archive for March, 2008

Japan

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Land Of Culture.

Key Quote: “The festival involves carrying the aforementioned massive penis from one shrine to another, while in the surrounding festivities, revellers enjoy penis-shaped food and pray while rubbing stone testicles. Penis souvenirs are also available.”

Pictures here.

The Passing Of Arthur C. Clarke

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Alas, Star Child…

Key Quote: “Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral”

This Is Why Society Is Breaking Down Today

Friday, March 14th, 2008

This leniency towards criminals has got to stop!

(FYI, “Contraband Candy” would be a good name for a porn star).

This Blog Has Lived With Women

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Like this.

If You Want To Invade A Country Based On Accusations Of WMDs

Friday, March 14th, 2008

You first send them one as goodwill.

Of course, Myanmar won’t need them because of this.

When People Tell This Blog It’s Ok Not To Wash Their Feet Before Sleeping

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

This blog can only direct them here.

Airport Security Double Standards

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

I mean, she had him in a plastic bag and all.

Not That It Is A Good Thing, But If Singapore Was To Be Invaded By Anyone

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

I would definitely want them to be from the Ukrainian Army.

David Was Stoned Off His Ass

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

And Moses was high priest.

Unappreciated Parent Of The Week

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

You try to get your kid to lessons on time and what do you get?

Women Recognised In Turkmenistan

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

Key Quote: “…the government will give $10 (£5) to every woman in the country, to mark International Women’s Day on 8 March.”

Key Cool Name: “Kurbanguly.”

Humanity Triumphs

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Fundamental right of ordinary citizens “to engage in private intimate conduct in the home without government intrusion” upheld.