Archive for March, 2009

Suddenly The Internet Is Filled With People Reading Only The Articles

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

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Huge News

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Volunteers who tried out the Andro-Penis extension device increased the length of their manhood by almost a third, a team of Italian researchers found.

The World Rejoices

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

Belly button fluff secrets revealed!

Key Achievement Quote: “Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world’s largest collection of navel lint. “

Attention Men Looking For Something Classy To “Break The Ice” With The Ladies

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Look no further.

Cruel & Unusual

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Barry Manilow to be used against mall rats.

Here’s the article where he was used in Guantanamo too.

Progress Update On The War Against Monkeys

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

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Flocking To Florence

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

To see the middle digit from Galileo’s right hand.

So Would Most Things Really

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

The smell of rotting eggs gives men an erection.