Archive for the 'Religion' Category

Feds seize creationism theme park

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Someone forgot about Matthew 22:21…

Key Quote: “He claimed no income or property since he was employed by God and said that his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes.”

David Was Stoned Off His Ass

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

And Moses was high priest.

Church Minister Tells Couples To Go Get…

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Well, here’s the message.

When Buying Red Roses Are Outlawed

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Only outlaws will buy red roses.

World’s Leading Religious Scholars Debate Pastafarianism

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

May the light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shine upon you. Ramen.

Key Quote: “For a lot of people they’re just sort of fun responses to religion, or fun responses to organized religion. But I think it raises real questions about how people approach religion in their lives,”

God Is Love

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Priests, not so much.

(Alternate: Geeeet Ready To Humble!)

Blogging Should Be Left To Professionals & Specialists

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Key Quote: “In this time when people exhibit the least amount of character in history, there is more communication than ever before. Often this is simply blathering on blogs—mindless words and idle communication. Most blogs can be summed up as people talking about almost anything, but really nothing. There is no purpose to much of the contents—no direction.”

Another Key Quote: “Literally some become so addicted to blogging, posting and instant messaging that other parts of their lives are neglected… All that said, you can—and SHOULD—maintain friends the “old-fashioned” way, through actual personal contact, as well as letter writing, emailing or instant messaging…”

Heliocentrism Is An Atheist Doctrine

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Key Quote: “It seems clear that it may occasionally be convenient to assume that the calculations of Copernicus and Kepler were mathematically sound. However, for both moral and theological reasons, we should always bear in mind that the Earth does not move. If it moved, we would feel it moving. That’s called empiricism, the experience of the senses.”

When You Get Rape U.S.E’d

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

It’s all part of God’s Plan for you.

It’s A Miracle

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

UK Gov puts “Intelligent Design” where it belongs. Yay!

Jerry Falwall Is In Hell

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

I believe Rev. Phelps has not gotten to the New Testament yet. ;)

Men

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

We do anything to please women.

God is Love

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

The scary thing is that this is actually a mainstream church with large-scale support.

Christian Geek Humour

Sunday, February 4th, 2007

Heaven help us all.

Women and Religion

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

They have changed.