Feds seize creationism theme park
Thursday, August 6th, 2009Someone forgot about Matthew 22:21…
Key Quote: “He claimed no income or property since he was employed by God and said that his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes.”
Archive for the 'Religion' Category
David Was Stoned Off His Ass
Thursday, March 6th, 2008.
Church Minister Tells Couples To Go Get…
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008Well, here’s the message.
When Buying Red Roses Are Outlawed
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008World’s Leading Religious Scholars Debate Pastafarianism
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008May the light of the Flying Spaghetti Monster shine upon you. Ramen.
Key Quote: “For a lot of people they’re just sort of fun responses to religion, or fun responses to organized religion. But I think it raises real questions about how people approach religion in their lives,”
God Is Love
Friday, December 28th, 2007Priests, not so much.
(Alternate: Geeeet Ready To Humble!)
Blogging Should Be Left To Professionals & Specialists
Friday, September 21st, 2007Key Quote: “In this time when people exhibit the least amount of character in history, there is more communication than ever before. Often this is simply blathering on blogs—mindless words and idle communication. Most blogs can be summed up as people talking about almost anything, but really nothing. There is no purpose to much of the contents—no direction.”
Another Key Quote: “Literally some become so addicted to blogging, posting and instant messaging that other parts of their lives are neglected… All that said, you can—and SHOULD—maintain friends the “old-fashioned” way, through actual personal contact, as well as letter writing, emailing or instant messaging…”
Heliocentrism Is An Atheist Doctrine
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Key Quote: “It seems clear that it may occasionally be convenient to assume that the calculations of Copernicus and Kepler were mathematically sound. However, for both moral and theological reasons, we should always bear in mind that the Earth does not move. If it moved, we would feel it moving. That’s called empiricism, the experience of the senses.”
When You Get Rape U.S.E’d
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
It’s A Miracle
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007Jerry Falwall Is In Hell
Sunday, May 27th, 2007I believe Rev. Phelps has not gotten to the New Testament yet. 
Men
Thursday, April 12th, 2007We to please women.
God is Love
Tuesday, March 20th, 2007The scary thing is that this is actually a mainstream church with large-scale support.
Christian Geek Humour
Sunday, February 4th, 2007Women and Religion
Monday, October 2nd, 2006They have changed.