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Just opened up the new Slow Food Singapore website and photo gallery.

Go forth and see just how bad a photographer I am.

I did not intend to launch it so early, but someone placed a friend of mine in a very difficult situation that forced my hand.

So, instead of a polished website, you get a low quality, work-in-progress.

I guess there are some people who do not understand that social groups like Slow Food are served by volunteers who take time out from their personal and professional life for the benefit of other members.

While it is an honor and a privilege to serve our fellow members, there is something distasteful and crass when non-contributing members make rude demands of our time and effort.

It is heart-breaking and leaves a bitter taste.

I have been advised not to escalate the situation as while it happens too frequently on too many occasions, that person fits this profile (no cats though) and hence some pity and understanding on my part is called for.

A manly sport.

Key Quote: "Posh Jilly even managed to crack a few gags as she gagged, jokingly
asking for a tooth pick as she ‘didn’t want a penis stuck in my teeth
all day.’"

Key Quote: "Fourth grade teacher Scott Elzey showed a little love Wednesday afternoon to Skunk, a black and white goat."

Right here.

to be careful.

Key Quote:"A lady lost her wig and quickly put it back on as the melee continued."

Pioneers world’s first laparoscopic surgery technique on elephants.

Right here, sports fans.

[Guess what's the trainer's name.]

Key Quote:"it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy."

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Nooooo!

Pat Morita was really funny as Arnold in Happy Days.

They release it.

You never get to see.

Key Warning Quote: "Women will get sterile just looking at you."

Key Quote:"You know who you are. Standing behind that deck of turntables, holding one headphone to your ear, being pretentious and aloof as you play with knobs and shuffle through records. You can just settle down, because nobody cares that you’re a DJ."

More fun: "Say it along with me, "I am not a musician". No matter how many obscure bands you know or how big your record collection is, you’re playing someone else’s music …if I show up at your house and play Taxi Driver for you, does that make me Martin Scorsese?"

"Routine Sexual Activity".