Archive for the 'Television' Category

“I want the environment to be as clean as my vagina.”

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009


Why Local Television Is Boring

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Key Quote: “The real scandal was that she slapped me – not my boob-grabbing.”

Survivor Fleeting Penis Shot Causes Outrage

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Key Outraged Quote: “”The number of `fleeting’ penises we expect to see on broadcast television is zero.” “

TV Has Run Out Of Ideas

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

We report; you decide.

Janice Dickinson Refuses To Eat A Crocodile Penis

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Key Quote: “…I’m such a pussy.”

This blog has never seen so many fat women go crazy over

Saturday, October 28th, 2006


Not that there is anything wrong

Friday, July 7th, 2006

But this blog feels that being a kid was more fun, or at least we got a more comprehensive education, when this aired in Singapore briefly:

I think this rather dates me…

Television Producers have run out of ideas

Friday, February 17th, 2006

I report; you decide.

Mongolian Cow Sour Yoghurt Supergirl Update

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

SupergirlThis blog brought your attention to this many many moons ago.

Here’s an update.

The Supergirls are probably the first people to have been voted for sent messages of support in China.

Here’s an in-depth analysis of the "Supergirl" thingy. Here’s one with pictures and thumbnail descriptions. I think there is something about having spiky hair that people like.

Time Magazine has also named the winner, Li Yuchun an Asian Hero.

The truth behind the fall of the Berlin Wall

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

Key Quote: "…in 1989, the year the wall fell, he had helped reunite the country by singing his song ‘Looking for Freedom’ among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin."

They have finally run out of ideas

Friday, September 16th, 2005

Sheep Reality TV.

David Hasselhoff Update

Saturday, September 10th, 2005

Finally, proof at last.

Saving the world

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Agent Jack Bauer takes on hundreds of Japanese schoolgirls.

Move over VMA

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Make way for the Mongolian Cow Yogurt Super Girl.