Archive for the 'Culture' Category

Would be a great name for a rock band

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Bananas for sex.

As a species, we’re doomed

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: “Who wants me?

You Know The Economy Is Not Doing Well When This Industry Is Affected

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

Key Quote: “Less than two years ago, Stern earned close to $150,000 annually, sometimes turned down work and drove a Mercedes-Benz CLK 350. Now she’s aggressively reaching out for jobs and making closer to $50,000 a year …As for that Mercedes? She’s replacing it with a used Chevy Trailblazer — from her parents. “

The Beginning Of The End Of Civilization

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009

The British government is eliminating the teaching of “i” before “e,” except after “c”.

When women tell me that men behave like idiots, I can only say that, with scientific evidence

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

I blame women.

Important advice

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Don’t drink and clown.

Attention People Who Have Always Wanted To Expose Themselves In Disneyland

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Now’s the time.

Regarding Mas Selamat

Friday, May 8th, 2009

I guess we should have cottoned on earlier with all them “Selamat Datang” signs along the causeway.

Photos Of The AWARE EOGM 2009

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

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Can be found here.

Write-up coming soon and can be found at this blog.

Suddenly The Internet Is Filled With People Reading Only The Articles

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Playboy Posts Unedited Back Issues Online, for Free.

Flocking To Florence

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

To see the middle digit from Galileo’s right hand.

When Kissing At Railway Stations Is Outlawed

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Only Outlaws Will Kiss At Railway Stations.

Potatos and Pudenda

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Key Quote: “As surely as monkeys at typewriters will end up tapping out the works of Shakespeare, a Peruvian film about a woman with a potato in her vagina will – at some point – win the Golden Bear.”

Who Was That Masked Stranger?

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Mystery monks abandon dentist practice.

Key Testimony Of Pre-Monk Dental Practice: “”One day a mate of mine came in with a loose tooth and wanted me to pull it out. I hooked on with a pair of pliers and obliged him. But before I did I poured some rum into him and over the pliers to disinfect and sterilise my instrument. He was trying to lick the pliers clean as I was yanking.”

When Wearing Kangaroo T-Shirts In Court Is Outlawed

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Only outlaws will wear Kangaroo T-Shirts in court.

I must say that our Singapore political protesters aren’t very sophisticated.