Archive for the 'Culture' Category
As a species, we’re doomed
Monday, September 21st, 2009Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: “Who wants me?
You Know The Economy Is Not Doing Well When This Industry Is Affected
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009Key Quote: “Less than two years ago, Stern earned close to $150,000 annually, sometimes turned down work and drove a Mercedes-Benz CLK 350. Now she’s aggressively reaching out for jobs and making closer to $50,000 a year …As for that Mercedes? She’s replacing it with a used Chevy Trailblazer — from her parents. “
The Beginning Of The End Of Civilization
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009When women tell me that men behave like idiots, I can only say that, with scientific evidence
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009Important advice
Friday, May 29th, 2009Attention People Who Have Always Wanted To Expose Themselves In Disneyland
Monday, May 11th, 2009Regarding Mas Selamat
Friday, May 8th, 2009I guess we should have cottoned on earlier with all them “Selamat Datang” signs along the causeway.
Photos Of The AWARE EOGM 2009
Saturday, May 2nd, 2009Suddenly The Internet Is Filled With People Reading Only The Articles
Saturday, March 21st, 2009.
Flocking To Florence
Thursday, March 5th, 2009When Kissing At Railway Stations Is Outlawed
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Potatos and Pudenda
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Key Quote: “As surely as monkeys at typewriters will end up tapping out the works of Shakespeare, a Peruvian film about a woman with a potato in her vagina will – at some point – win the Golden Bear.”
Who Was That Masked Stranger?
Thursday, February 19th, 2009Mystery monks abandon dentist practice.
Key Testimony Of Pre-Monk Dental Practice: “”One day a mate of mine came in with a loose tooth and wanted me to pull it out. I hooked on with a pair of pliers and obliged him. But before I did I poured some rum into him and over the pliers to disinfect and sterilise my instrument. He was trying to lick the pliers clean as I was yanking.”
When Wearing Kangaroo T-Shirts In Court Is Outlawed
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008.
I must say that our Singapore political protesters aren’t very sophisticated.