Archive for the 'Health & Life Sciences' Category

Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Duff man juice also adding to chronic shortage.

Important Medical Advisory

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Stop smoking or your nipples could FALL OFF.

Attention Runners Seeking To Improve Their Timing

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Here’s one way.

Attention Men Who Are Queasy About Cock-Ups

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Do not click here

30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

And boy is he tired… Wait a minute!

What Time Is It?

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

It’s Time To Move Your Boogie Body!

Remember: “The Bigger The Circle, The Smaller The Hips!”

Science Thrusts Forward

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Key Advice: “It may be a matter of ‘use it or lose it’.”

Suddenly Men All Over The World Have A Keen Interest

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

In Cancer Prevention.

Attention Men Using Viagra

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Key Comforting Quote: “At least I’m a Chelsea fan.”

Forced Rectal Exam Stirs Ethics Questions

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

This blog certainly hopes so.

Key Quote (and very cool name for a rock band): “Rectal Tone”.

Medical Cure

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

You don’t hear of everyday.

God Gave Men A Penis & A Brain But Not Enough Blood To Run Both At The Same Time

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

New study shows.

War Against Drugs Escalates

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Key Quote: “The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse…”

Attention Vegetarians

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

They not only lacerate you anally, you smell worse too.

Medical Advice Of The Week

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Key Quote: “”We don’t want people covering their bodies with broccoli and going to the beach. They will have no protection whatsoever.””