Archive for August, 2005

If the Name of God was actually spelt backwards

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

The people who did this are going to hell.

May you be forgiven

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

If your child is not wearing this.

Headline of the day

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Words fail me.

Saving the world

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Agent Jack Bauer takes on hundreds of Japanese schoolgirls.

Explicit Home Video Footage

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Click on the video link to see the toilet, knees and the husband poking around with a shotgun.

Actual Broadcaster Quote: "Heebie Jeebies."

Before the Internet

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

There was no Viagra.

Be quiet sucka

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Or face the Wrath of the Dewy-Decimal System.

Why men are smarter

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

‘cos the professors say so.

Home Defense Update

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005

Penetrate a 240-page phonebook with this!

Public Health and Morality Warning

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Key Quote: "At first, we thought it was merely a game for a few mentally abnormal people, but as our research continued, we found the problem was much larger than expected."

F**king Update

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

There goes my mission trip to that little town in Austria.

Never let it be said that this blog does not recognise the publication of great literature

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

We do.

Swearing Update

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Even the Bishop does it.

Why the British are so well spoken

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

They learn it properly in school.

Move over VMA

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

Make way for the Mongolian Cow Yogurt Super Girl.