Archive for April, 2008

Suddenly, Church Attendance in Pennal (Near Machynlleth, Close To The Powys-Gwynedd border)

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Surge.

Key Quote: “Both our off-licence and the hotel is less than 100 yards away from the church and we feel this could affect our business.”

They Should Be Looking For Reality TV Shows

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Hawking asks If there is life elsewhere in the universe, why haven’t we stumbled onto some alien broadcasts in space, maybe something like “alien quiz shows”?

Key Scientific Quote: “Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare… Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

Why China Is A World Power

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Key Quote: “Nobody wants to see a person suddenly appear outside their window, so we thought of dressing them as movie characters, which should be fun and harmless.”

Urinal Elephants Invade Japan

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Key Quote: “…watch big blue wipe down your man-stew with the lumbering grace of a robotic elephant.”

Science Flows On

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Cultural Differences Found In Pee.

Breaking (ha!) Science News

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Scientists Decode Farts.

Children, Our Hope For The Future?

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

I report; you decide.

Key Quote: “Nobody wanted to tell us to stop beforehand. It was right when we were about to go over that they started saying we should get out…”

Sign of the Apocalypse

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Brazilian Priest Gets Carried Away By Balloons.

Suddenly Men All Over The World Have A Keen Interest

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

In Cancer Prevention.

When This Blog Retires

Friday, April 18th, 2008

He will retire to Denmark.

The Passing Of Charlton Heston

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!

This Blog Thought It Was Uranus

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Smallest Black Hole Found.