Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture

July 21st, 2008

Crouching Toad, Hidden Snake.


When People Ask This Blog Why He Doesn’t Surf

July 17th, 2008

This blog can only show them this.


Why We Love The Internet

July 14th, 2008

There’s always something for everyone.


Why Condoms Were Invented

July 14th, 2008

Key Quote: “The crew spent nearly an hour using three high-powered machines to saw through the sex toy – as the man passed out.”


Science Thrusts Forward

July 14th, 2008

Key Advice: “It may be a matter of ‘use it or lose it’.”


Dutch Animals Can Now Breath Easy

July 14th, 2008

Key Quote: “”The Netherlands has been a magnet for perversities and we want to stop that.”"


MILF Attack

June 26th, 2008

Tragic.

(I can picture the reporter who used the acronym trying to keep a straight face).


Police Woman Get Promotion For Using Breasts

June 23rd, 2008

She’s got our support.


George Carlin

June 23rd, 2008

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Alas, he will be missed.


E.T. Or Geeks With A Lawnmower?

June 19th, 2008

We report; you decide.


Russian Air Force

June 18th, 2008

Still deadly.


TV Has Run Out Of Ideas

June 12th, 2008

We report; you decide.


Sign of the Apocalypse

June 12th, 2008

It’s happening in Italy.


Sudoku

June 12th, 2008

Still causing harm.


Crime In Florida

June 7th, 2008

It has a long way to go.