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The Food Blog you are looking for

October 19th, 2009

can be found here.


When she says cheer, you had better cheer

September 22nd, 2009

S.C. cheerleader hunts, kills 10-foot-long alligator.


Would be a great name for a rock band

September 22nd, 2009

Bananas for sex.


As a species, we’re doomed

September 21st, 2009

Burly builders fled when a naked blonde rushed at them on a construction site in the Austrian capital Vienna shouting: “Who wants me?


Women

September 21st, 2009

They can be so fussy.


Employee of the month

September 20th, 2009

Chicken-licker.


Sign of the Apocalypse

September 20th, 2009

It’s here.


Dating advice for men

September 20th, 2009

The dumpster is not a good place.


You Know The Economy Is Not Doing Well When This Industry Is Affected

August 11th, 2009

Key Quote: “Less than two years ago, Stern earned close to $150,000 annually, sometimes turned down work and drove a Mercedes-Benz CLK 350. Now she’s aggressively reaching out for jobs and making closer to $50,000 a year …As for that Mercedes? She’s replacing it with a used Chevy Trailblazer — from her parents. “


Dissolving Bikinis are a great idea

August 7th, 2009

I report; you decide.


Swedish lesbians suck sperm banks dry

August 6th, 2009

Duff man juice also adding to chronic shortage.


Feds seize creationism theme park

August 6th, 2009

Someone forgot about Matthew 22:21…

Key Quote: “He claimed no income or property since he was employed by God and said that his ministers were not subject to payroll taxes.”


One small step for man…

July 31st, 2009

…a giant leap for the maid (I’m assuming he’s single).


Homeland Security Update

July 31st, 2009

Nearly 11,000 acres of federal land closed while outhouse explosion probed.