Archive for November, 2007

Must Have Been The Fake Glasses And Mustache

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Israel tracks down fugitive.

They Must Have Been Exercising Their Arms Alot

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Gorillas prepare to fly to Cameroon.

This Blog Cannot Believe That Scientists

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Found this out only now.

Driving Conditions In Michigan

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

It’s not like here.

Save The Oceans

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

Pee in the sea.

God Gave Men A Penis & A Brain But Not Enough Blood To Run Both At The Same Time

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

New study shows.

Extremely Misleading URL Of The Day

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

(I fell over laughing when I saw the motto).

Janice Dickinson Refuses To Eat A Crocodile Penis

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Key Quote: “…I’m such a pussy.”

Soon To Be A Holy Object For Sale On eBay

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

The Papal Tractor.

Why Men Evolve Faster Than Women

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Women are more complex.

Attention Men Concerned About Women’s Rights

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Here’s a cause we can support.

(Geddit? Support?)

Sesame Street Carries “Adults Only” Warning

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Say what? At a recent all-ages home screening, a hush fell over the room. “What did they do to us?” asked one Gen-X mother of two, finally. The show rolled, and the sweet trauma came flooding back. What they did to us was hard-core. Man, was that scene rough. The masonry on the dingy brownstone at 123 Sesame Street, where the closeted Ernie and Bert shared a dismal basement apartment, was deteriorating. Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky Elmo didn’t exist.

Nothing in the children’s entertainment of today, candy-colored animation hopped up on computer tricks, can prepare young or old for this frightening glimpse of simpler times. Back then — as on the very first episode, which aired on PBS Nov. 10, 1969 — a pretty, lonely girl like Sally might find herself befriended by an older male stranger who held her hand and took her home. Granted, Gordon just wanted Sally to meet his wife and have some milk and cookies, but . . . well, he could have wanted anything. As it was, he fed her milk and cookies. The milk looks dangerously whole.

1Tb iPod

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Get mobile with your favourite 267,000 songs and movies. More info here.

Active Aging

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Key Quote: “The 60-year-old was in court to appeal against his conviction for running onto the pitch naked during a girl’s soccer match and striking a range of ‘body builder poses.”

War Against Drugs Escalates

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Key Quote: “The U.S. government declares ferret poop to be an effective weapon against drug abuse…”