Archive for the 'Science' Category

When women tell me that men behave like idiots, I can only say that, with scientific evidence

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

I blame women.

Bacon

Friday, April 24th, 2009

The Other White Heat.

The Apocalypse

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

It’s definitely here.

The World Rejoices

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

Belly button fluff secrets revealed!

Key Achievement Quote: “Mr Barker has been collecting his own navel fluff in jars every day since 1984. The achievement has won him a place in the Guinness Book of Records for the world’s largest collection of navel lint. “

Global Warming & The Law Of Unintended Consequences

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Goat Condoms.

Important Scientific Discovery In Saudi Arabia

Monday, September 29th, 2008

The Vagina is a myth.

Key Revealing Quote: “Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless.”

Key Biological Quote: “Everybody knows that women are non-sexual creatures… This fantasy about a female sexual organ, this subversive and frankly repulsive idea of a ‘vagina’, is yet another assault on our values and customs by the West.”

Key Scholarly Quote: “Clitoris was a common name for girl-children in the mid-Victorian era”

Didn’t We See This In Armageddon?

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Aussie has answer to save Earth from asteroid attack.

They Should Be Looking For Reality TV Shows

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Hawking asks If there is life elsewhere in the universe, why haven’t we stumbled onto some alien broadcasts in space, maybe something like “alien quiz shows”?

Key Scientific Quote: “Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare… Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

Science Flows On

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Cultural Differences Found In Pee.

Breaking (ha!) Science News

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Scientists Decode Farts.

This Blog Thought It Was Uranus

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Smallest Black Hole Found.

If You Want To Invade A Country Based On Accusations Of WMDs

Friday, March 14th, 2008

You first send them one as goodwill.

Of course, Myanmar won’t need them because of this.

Are Scientists Running Out Of Things To Do In Space?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I report; you decide.

This Blog Has Suspected It A Long Time Ago

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Multi-tasking makes you slow and dumb.

Science Belches Forward

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Swedish Scientists To Study Bovine Breath.