Archive for September, 2008

Important Scientific Discovery In Saudi Arabia

Monday, September 29th, 2008

The Vagina is a myth.

Key Revealing Quote: “Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless.”

Key Biological Quote: “Everybody knows that women are non-sexual creatures… This fantasy about a female sexual organ, this subversive and frankly repulsive idea of a ‘vagina’, is yet another assault on our values and customs by the West.”

Key Scholarly Quote: “Clitoris was a common name for girl-children in the mid-Victorian era”

It Won’t Be Long Before France Surrenders

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Hamburg taken over by spiders.

A Visit To The Museum

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Bright was the day as we set out to visit Mahatma Gandhi’s Porta-Pooter.

Key Quote: “He believed in the responsible disposal of human excrement to avoid disease and had a lavatory constructed to allow urine and stools to be used as fertilisers in fields around his Ahmedabad home.”

Gardening In Florida

Monday, September 15th, 2008

They are serious.

When You See Women Rubbing Their Chests Over The Contactless Card Readers On The Buses And The MRT

Monday, September 15th, 2008

It could be because of this.

Crime In Arizona

Monday, September 8th, 2008

It’s out of control.

Criminal Mastermind Of The Week

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Key Quote: “A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house”