Archive for the 'Crime' Category

Would be a great name for a rock band

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Bananas for sex.

Employee of the month

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Chicken-licker.

Homeland Security Update

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Nearly 11,000 acres of federal land closed while outhouse explosion probed.

CSI: Terengganu

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Key Quote: “This fellow could steal the undergarments of our family members one day”

CSI: Nebraska

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

It stinks.

Crime in Germany

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Not worth the trouble.

Woman Bites Off Boss’s Penis

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

As reported In The Sin Chew Daily.

Key Violent Quote: “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently… After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”

Cops Find Crack In Cleavage

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Which is basically the point (ahaha!) isn’t it?

Woman Used Wedgie To Nab Burglar

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Crimefighter Quote Of The Day: “I want to help.”

Criminal Mastermind Of The Week

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Key Quote: “Sierra then grabbed the beers and ran from the store. The clerk called police who arrived minutes later to find Sierra sitting on the kerb drinking the beer.”

Windows 7 Dead On Arrival

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

I report; you decide.

Key Quote: “…what WAS a surprise: Noting that Win7 allows programs like Photoshop to stealthily insert themselves in your firewall exception list. Further, that the OS is crippled towards allowing large software vendors to penetrate your machine. Even further, that that crippling is responsible for disabling of a program based on a modified .dll. Remote attestation, anyone?”

Teacher Caught With Own Economic Stimulus Package

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Key Quote: “an Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel.”

UK Police Stumped

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Key Quote: “TAGGED Bret Ravenhill spent three months fighting the urge to break his curfew — after the tracking device was fitted to his FALSE LEG.”

I guess they think he won’t get far on foot.

Naked Violence In The News

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Key Quote:”The man tore free and fled.”

Return To Sender

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Hell yes!