Archive for the 'Crime' Category
Employee of the month
Sunday, September 20th, 2009Homeland Security Update
Friday, July 31st, 2009CSI: Terengganu
Friday, July 31st, 2009Key Quote: “This fellow could steal the undergarments of our family members one day”
CSI: Nebraska
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009.
Crime in Germany
Monday, June 1st, 2009Woman Bites Off Boss’s Penis
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009As reported In The Sin Chew Daily.
Key Violent Quote: “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently… After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.”
Cops Find Crack In Cleavage
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009Woman Used Wedgie To Nab Burglar
Monday, February 23rd, 2009Crimefighter Quote Of The Day: “I want to help.”
Criminal Mastermind Of The Week
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Key Quote: “Sierra then grabbed the beers and ran from the store. The clerk called police who arrived minutes later to find Sierra sitting on the kerb drinking the beer.”
Windows 7 Dead On Arrival
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009I report; you decide.
Key Quote: “…what WAS a surprise: Noting that Win7 allows programs like Photoshop to stealthily insert themselves in your firewall exception list. Further, that the OS is crippled towards allowing large software vendors to penetrate your machine. Even further, that that crippling is responsible for disabling of a program based on a modified .dll. Remote attestation, anyone?”
Teacher Caught With Own Economic Stimulus Package
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009Key Quote: “an Ohio fourth-grade teacher had a side job as a prostitute, and even skipped class after using a school computer to arrange an afternoon tryst at a motel.”
UK Police Stumped
Monday, February 16th, 2009Key Quote: “TAGGED Bret Ravenhill spent three months fighting the urge to break his curfew — after the tracking device was fitted to his FALSE LEG.”
I guess they think he won’t get far on foot.
Naked Violence In The News
Friday, January 30th, 2009:”The man tore free and fled.”