Archive for February, 2008

The Apocalypse Has Arrived

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Keith Richards advises “Lay Off Dope”.

Why This Blog Lives In Built-Up Areas

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Key Gruesome Quote: “It only took about 30 minutes to eat the dog, but it will be digesting it for two days.”

Attention Men Using Viagra

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Key Comforting Quote: “At least I’m a Chelsea fan.”

Why The Japanese Are An Advanced Culture

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Toilet Positions. Check out the size of the wiener on the stick figure.

Fundamental Human Right Taken Away!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

When Genital Grabbing To Ward Off Evil is outlawed, only outlaws will grab genitals to ward off evil.

Why The California Education System Is Grooooovy

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Hemp Horticulture 101.

Key Quote: “During a discussion of neighbor relations, he warned against setting boobytraps to keep curious kids out of outdoor gardens.”

Soon To Be A Holy Object For Sale On eBay

Monday, February 25th, 2008

The Virgin Pretzel.

Justice In Britain

Monday, February 25th, 2008

They’re very very strict.

Key Quote: “The undertakers were just mortified.”

Are Scientists Running Out Of Things To Do In Space?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I report; you decide.

Wasn’t This A Breakdance Group In The 80’s?

Monday, February 25th, 2008

The Electric Grandmother.

Lifelong Learning In Japan

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Why they are not like us.

50 Years And Still Groovy

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Peace man!

Church Minister Tells Couples To Go Get…

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Well, here’s the message.

Soon To Be For Sale On eBay

Monday, February 18th, 2008

The Barbushka Egg.

When Buying Red Roses Are Outlawed

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Only outlaws will buy red roses.