Archive for April, 2009

Men At Work

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Man set house on fire while trying to kill a spider with a lighter.

Bacon

Friday, April 24th, 2009

The Other White Heat.

How Did He Do It?

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Limber, I guess.

“I want the environment to be as clean as my vagina.”

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Huh?

“And Now You Will Witness The Power Of This Fully Operational Battle Station…”

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Pope Pursues Heavenly Power With Plant Harnessing Sun.

Deer Bites Dog

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Bambi strikes back.

In Vino

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Veritas.

Key Quote: “You look really drab and dreary. You probably have to pay for sex.”

But Mom…!

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

It brings relief to hay fever!

Key Limitation Quote: “”There are some limitations in using ejaculation or masturbation as treatment of nasal congestion, such as not being applicable out of home and not having any sex partner””

Heal Faster With The Jesus Bandages!

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Warning: Choking Hazard.

The Apocalypse

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

It’s definitely here.

Religious Update

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Nuns.

Breaking Sports News!

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Right here.