Archive for April, 2009
Bacon
Friday, April 24th, 2009How Did He Do It?
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009“I want the environment to be as clean as my vagina.”
Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009“And Now You Will Witness The Power Of This Fully Operational Battle Station…”
Tuesday, April 21st, 2009Deer Bites Dog
Monday, April 13th, 2009
In Vino
Sunday, April 12th, 2009Key Quote: “You look really drab and dreary. You probably have to pay for sex.”
But Mom…!
Saturday, April 11th, 2009It brings relief to hay fever!
Key Limitation Quote: “”There are some limitations in using ejaculation or masturbation as treatment of nasal congestion, such as not being applicable out of home and not having any sex partner”"
Heal Faster With The Jesus Bandages!
Friday, April 10th, 2009.
The Apocalypse
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009It’s definitely here.
Religious Update
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Nuns.
Breaking Sports News!
Monday, April 6th, 2009Right here.