Archive for the 'Technology' Category

“And Now You Will Witness The Power Of This Fully Operational Battle Station…”

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

Pope Pursues Heavenly Power With Plant Harnessing Sun.

Huge News

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Volunteers who tried out the Andro-Penis extension device increased the length of their manhood by almost a third, a team of Italian researchers found.

Windows 7 Dead On Arrival

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

I report; you decide.

Key Quote: “…what WAS a surprise: Noting that Win7 allows programs like Photoshop to stealthily insert themselves in your firewall exception list. Further, that the OS is crippled towards allowing large software vendors to penetrate your machine. Even further, that that crippling is responsible for disabling of a program based on a modified .dll. Remote attestation, anyone?”

Elvis Lives

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

And he just got a new passport.

Urinal Elephants Invade Japan

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Key Quote: “…watch big blue wipe down your man-stew with the lumbering grace of a robotic elephant.”

HTML 5 WD Released

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

When the W3C drops a draft, does anyone care?

Finally, after 10 years. Now we just have to wait for Opera, IE and FF to screw it up.

Rollable Readius Rolls Out

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Readius

Finally! PolymerVision have combined the high contrast, energy efficient E Ink screen with a mobile phone into a foldable device called the Readius and are going into production with it.

Crappy name though.

Readius

The Star Trek-like VoxTec ‘Phraselateor’

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Key Question: “Does the Miranda Rights apply in Afghanistan?”

Key Follow-up Question: “Phraselateor?”

Why Computers Are Important

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

They foster communication.

How The Apple iPhone Cracked The Telcos

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Think Different.

Sennheiser MXW1 Wireless Earphones

Monday, January 7th, 2008

MXW1

Yes! Finally! No more messing around with wires that get caught in everything.

Can’t wait for it to reach here so that I can get a pair.

Attention People Who Want To Rant Online & Burn Bridges

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

This is how to do it.

Key Quote: “…I mean business when I say I’ll take anyone on who wants to fight me. You think you can take me, I’ll pay to rent a boxing ring and beat your fucking ass legally. Remember that I’ve studied enough martial arts to be deadly even though I’m old, and I don’t give a fuck if I kick your mother fucking ass or you kick mine. You don’t like what I’ve said, then write something in reply but fuck you if you think you’re gonna talk to me like you can hurt me… I’ll never be afraid of some pilsner fresh fat fuck who eats donut hamburgers and only gets exercise when he plays World of Warcraft on a DDR pad.”

Alas for RoR.

Absolutely

Monday, December 24th, 2007

The Best Name ever for a Rock Band.

What If Yoda Ran IBM?

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Size Matters Not.

1Tb iPod

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Get mobile with your favourite 267,000 songs and movies. More info here.