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Pope Pursues Heavenly Power With Plant Harnessing Sun.

Volunteers who tried out the Andro-Penis extension device increased the length of their manhood by almost a third, a team of Italian researchers found.

I report; you decide.

Key Quote: “…what WAS a surprise: Noting that Win7 allows programs like Photoshop to stealthily insert themselves in your firewall exception list. Further, that the OS is crippled towards allowing large software vendors to penetrate your machine. Even further, that that crippling is responsible for disabling of a program based on a modified .dll. Remote attestation, anyone?”

And he just got a new passport.

Key Quote: “…watch big blue wipe down your man-stew with the lumbering grace of a robotic elephant.”

When the W3C drops a draft, does anyone care?

Finally, after 10 years. Now we just have to wait for Opera, IE and FF to screw it up.

Finally! PolymerVision have combined the high contrast, energy efficient E Ink screen with a mobile phone into a foldable device called the Readius and are .

Crappy name though.

Key Question: “Does the Miranda Rights apply in Afghanistan?”

Key Follow-up Question: “Phraselateor?”

They foster .

Think Different.

Yes! Finally! No more messing around with wires that get caught in everything.

Can’t wait for it to reach here so that I can get a pair.

This is how to do it.

Key Quote: “…I mean business when I say I’ll take anyone on who wants to fight me. You think you can take me, I’ll pay to rent a boxing ring and beat your fucking ass legally. Remember that I’ve studied enough martial arts to be deadly even though I’m old, and I don’t give a fuck if I kick your mother fucking ass or you kick mine. You don’t like what I’ve said, then write something in reply but fuck you if you think you’re gonna talk to me like you can hurt me… I’ll never be afraid of some pilsner fresh fat fuck who eats donut hamburgers and only gets exercise when he plays World of Warcraft on a DDR pad.”

Alas for RoR.

The Best Name ever for a Rock Band.

Size Matters Not.

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