Archive for January, 2008

This Blog Has Suspected It A Long Time Ago

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Multi-tasking makes you slow and dumb.

If The Tampon Fits

Friday, January 25th, 2008

New Organization Formed To Call Hillary Clinton a “CUNT”.

College Students Not Doing Their Part For Movie Piracy Numbers

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

The MPAA just revealed (PDF download) that instead of accounting for 44% of the industry’s losses due to piracy, college students only account for 15%. This is most distressing because the US Senate passed a rewording of the Higher Education Reform Act to include anti-piracy requirements because of the now-discovered erroneous 2005 report.

Perhaps all the grandma can step up to help the college kids meet the 44%.

Why Canada Leads The World In Comprehensive Education

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Buuuuuuuurp!

Family Of The Week

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Well, this is one way to spend time together.

Why Honesty Is Not Always The Best Policy

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Especially when it involves Airport Security.

Absolutely Ass-kicking Mass-murdering Warlord Name Of The Week

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Gen. Butt Naked.

Key Quote: “Drugged fighters waltzed into battle wearing women’s wigs, flowing gowns and carrying dainty purses stolen from civilians… Before he led his fighters into battle, wearing only a pair of lace-up boots, Blahyi said he made a human sacrifice to the devil. “

HTML 5 WD Released

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

When the W3C drops a draft, does anyone care?

Finally, after 10 years. Now we just have to wait for Opera, IE and FF to screw it up.

Attention Ladies Looking For A Man With A Soft & Tender Heart

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Yu is on the market again.

Science Belches Forward

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Swedish Scientists To Study Bovine Breath.

Rollable Readius Rolls Out

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Readius

Finally! PolymerVision have combined the high contrast, energy efficient E Ink screen with a mobile phone into a foldable device called the Readius and are going into production with it.

Crappy name though.

Readius

Attention Criminals Who Wish To Rob 53-year-old Women

Monday, January 21st, 2008

Make sure she’s not a marathon runner who has a black-belt in martial arts first.

Couch Of The Year

Monday, January 21st, 2008

The Pink Vagina Couch.

Soon On Facebook

Friday, January 18th, 2008

Emo Plants.

A Day Of Mourning

Friday, January 18th, 2008

The Father of the Frisbee and Hula-Hoop goes to the big playground in the sky.