Archive for October, 2007
Attention Women Who Want To Help Burma
Monday, October 29th, 2007Key Quote: “The Burma military regime is not only brutal but very superstitious. They believe that contact with a woman’s panties or sarong can rob them of their power…”
Medical Advice Of The Week
Monday, October 29th, 2007Key Quote: “”We don’t want people covering their bodies with broccoli and going to the beach. They will have no protection whatsoever.”"
Crime In New Castle
Monday, October 29th, 2007Malaysia Boleh
Thursday, October 18th, 2007.
Nuns
Monday, October 8th, 2007Funny Sports Headline
Monday, October 8th, 2007Policeman Shot In Butt With Own Gun While Battling Porn Vending Machine Bandits
Monday, October 8th, 2007Homeland Security Update
Monday, October 8th, 2007Women ordered to remove underwire bra in court.
Key Quote: “She’s inflating it”
Disco
Monday, October 8th, 200730 years on and it’s still doing harm.
Advisory For Bosses
Friday, October 5th, 2007When you receive a box of jellies, .
Male Issue Of The Day
Friday, October 5th, 2007Culture Shock
Friday, October 5th, 2007.
Government Crackdown In Brazil
Thursday, October 4th, 2007Key Government Quote: “The present participle is hereby fired from all federal district entities… As of today, it is forbidden as an excuse for INEFFICIENCY.”
Fascism In Des Moines
Thursday, October 4th, 2007When erotic corn-dog eating is outlawed, only outlaws will eat corn-dogs erotically.