Archive for October, 2007

Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture

Monday, October 29th, 2007

The Great Crayfish Escape.

Attention Women Who Want To Help Burma

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Take off your panties.

Key Quote: “The Burma military regime is not only brutal but very superstitious. They believe that contact with a woman’s panties or sarong can rob them of their power…”

Medical Advice Of The Week

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Key Quote: “”We don’t want people covering their bodies with broccoli and going to the beach. They will have no protection whatsoever.””

Crime In New Castle

Monday, October 29th, 2007

It’s cheeky.

Malaysia Boleh

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

High jinks in Muar.

Nuns

Monday, October 8th, 2007

They have changed

Funny Sports Headline

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Of the Week.

Policeman Shot In Butt With Own Gun While Battling Porn Vending Machine Bandits

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Crime in Fukuoka.

Homeland Security Update

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Women ordered to remove underwire bra in court.

Key Quote: “She’s inflating it”

Disco

Monday, October 8th, 2007

30 years on and it’s still doing harm.

Advisory For Bosses

Friday, October 5th, 2007

When you receive a box of jellies, express gratitude.

Male Issue Of The Day

Friday, October 5th, 2007

He-vage.

Culture Shock

Friday, October 5th, 2007

When Ethnic Cooking and Homeland Security collide.

Government Crackdown In Brazil

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Key Government Quote: “The present participle is hereby fired from all federal district entities… As of today, it is forbidden as an excuse for INEFFICIENCY.”

Fascism In Des Moines

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

When erotic corn-dog eating is outlawed, only outlaws will eat corn-dogs erotically.