Archive for the 'Funny Headlines' Category
Fundamental Right Upheld
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009: “The judge thought Chiu Yi had the freedom to wear what he wanted, and Chiu felt the wig made him look prettier… The judge thinks that to remove it intentionally was to take away that right.”
Cops Find Crack In Cleavage
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009Religious Update
Tuesday, April 7th, 2009Nuns.
Progress Update On The War Against Monkeys
Thursday, March 5th, 2009.
Headline Of The Week
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Does My Butt Look Big?
Thursday, December 13th, 2007This is what happens when men answer wrongly.
Must Have Been The Fake Glasses And Mustache
Friday, November 30th, 2007.
They Must Have Been Exercising Their Arms Alot
Friday, November 30th, 2007.
Active Aging
Monday, November 12th, 2007Key Quote: “The 60-year-old was in court to appeal against his conviction for running onto the pitch naked during a girl’s soccer match and striking a range of ‘body builder poses.”
Boiled Nuts Help Fight Diseases
Thursday, November 1st, 2007Funny Sports Headline
Monday, October 8th, 2007Disco
Monday, October 8th, 200730 years on and it’s still doing harm.
Wurst Way To Hide Sex Toys
Thursday, September 20th, 2007: “”It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.”"
Now We Know Who To Blame
Thursday, September 13th, 2007Key Quote: “One of the most exciting aspects of the discovery is the new questions it poses…”