Archive for the 'Funny Headlines' Category

Singapore Higher Education Update

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Mandatory Pole Dancing in Curriculum.

Fundamental Right Upheld

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Key quote: “The judge thought Chiu Yi had the freedom to wear what he wanted, and Chiu felt the wig made him look prettier… The judge thinks that to remove it intentionally was to take away that right.”

Cops Find Crack In Cleavage

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Which is basically the point (ahaha!) isn’t it?

Religious Update

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

Nuns.

Progress Update On The War Against Monkeys

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Scientists make HIV strain that can infect monkeys.

Headline Of The Week

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Sports Section.

Does My Butt Look Big?

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

This is what happens when men answer wrongly.

Must Have Been The Fake Glasses And Mustache

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Israel tracks down fugitive.

They Must Have Been Exercising Their Arms Alot

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Gorillas prepare to fly to Cameroon.

Active Aging

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Key Quote: “The 60-year-old was in court to appeal against his conviction for running onto the pitch naked during a girl’s soccer match and striking a range of ‘body builder poses.”

Boiled Nuts Help Fight Diseases

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

But how do you get the patient to sit still?

Funny Sports Headline

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Of the Week.

Disco

Monday, October 8th, 2007

30 years on and it’s still doing harm.

Wurst Way To Hide Sex Toys

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Key Quote: “”It’s not against the law here. But obviously I can’t speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it.””

Now We Know Who To Blame

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Key Quote: “One of the most exciting aspects of the discovery is the new questions it poses…”