Pets & Children
Sunday, July 29th, 2007I now view the phrase “screwing the pooch” in a different light.
Archive for July, 2007
Obituary Writers In The UK
Sunday, July 29th, 2007They really know how to bury the dead.
Key Quote: “Count Gottfried von Bismarck, who was found dead on Monday aged 44, was a louche German aristocrat with a multi-faceted history as a pleasure-seeking heroin addict, hell-raising alcoholic, flamboyant waster and a reckless and extravagant host of homosexual orgies.”
Why We Need Scientists
Thursday, July 26th, 2007Because they persevere.
Key Quote: “Grigioni, now back in Switzerland, said she could normally get tortoises to ejaculate within minutes, but spent months manually stimulating George and never extracted semen from him.”
Science Shoots Forward
Thursday, July 26th, 2007Heliocentrism Is An Atheist Doctrine
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Key Quote: “It seems clear that it may occasionally be convenient to assume that the calculations of Copernicus and Kepler were mathematically sound. However, for both moral and theological reasons, we should always bear in mind that the Earth does not move. If it moved, we would feel it moving. That’s called empiricism, the experience of the senses.”
When You Get Rape U.S.E’d
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Building Blocks For A Happy Marriage
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Key Quote: “He is the head of your household, and God placed him in authority over you. Learn when he wants you to give advice, and when he desperately needs someone to believe in his plan. Learn to be silent even when you disagree. Learn to just squeeze his hand or distract him with a kiss when he might be saying unkind words to someone else. There are times when you will need to speak up, humbly. Practice being a submissive wife so he will hear you at those times.”
I prefer the more poetic version preferred by wife-beaters.
Kids and Laptops
Monday, July 23rd, 2007?
If You Found Space Invaders Too Intellectual…
Friday, July 20th, 2007
Poo DodgerTip: Hold on to the mouse button to concentrate on the Ultimate Power!
Attention Internet Users
Friday, July 20th, 2007You know you want .
Attention Fat Women
Friday, July 20th, 2007There is hope.
Coming This 07.07.07
Saturday, July 7th, 2007Seriously, there’s so much happening globally that there’s not much point in planning anything on this date; much thunder-stealing.