Archive for the 'Jawdropper' Category

David Was Stoned Off His Ass

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

And Moses was high priest.

Why This Blog Lives In Built-Up Areas

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Key Gruesome Quote: “It only took about 30 minutes to eat the dog, but it will be digesting it for two days.”

Absolutely Ass-kicking Mass-murdering Warlord Name Of The Week

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Gen. Butt Naked.

Key Quote: “Drugged fighters waltzed into battle wearing women’s wigs, flowing gowns and carrying dainty purses stolen from civilians… Before he led his fighters into battle, wearing only a pair of lace-up boots, Blahyi said he made a human sacrifice to the devil. “

Medical Cure

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

You don’t hear of everyday.

North Korea

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

They’re very strict.

Sign of the Apocalypse

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

It’s in Hungary.

Which Is Worse?

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Mr. Happy being savaged by a puppy or Mr. Happy being compared to a toy on national news?

Which Part Of Sea Lion

Monday, December 17th, 2007

You don’t understand?

Attention Vegetarians

Friday, November 2nd, 2007

They not only lacerate you anally, you smell worse too.

Sexual Breach Of The Peace

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Man Caught Riding His Bike.

Hey Baby

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

Wanna see my trouser sna… ouch!

Sign of the Apocalypse

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

It’s here!

Crime In Flint Township

Friday, September 14th, 2007

I am not making this up: Snow White’s body found dumped in side of a road and Santa takes action.

Russia Tests “Father Of All Bombs”

Thursday, September 13th, 2007

Don’t worry, it’s environmentally friendly.

(If a bomb explodes and everyone dies, does it pollute?)

Why My Pets Should Have Only 4 Legs And A Maximum Of Two Eyes

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Ay Caramba!