Archive for the 'Innovation and Achievements' Category

A term not used enough

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

Rectal Treatment for Hiccups.

Attention people looking to fulfill their workplace suggestions quota

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Here’s a good one.

More Signs of the Apocalypse

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Awareness Stretches Out

Monday, May 8th, 2006

Singapore beaten!

Science goes out of control

Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006

And one day, because of this Singaporean innovation, pets shall rise up against their owners and devour them.

So when your pet is chewing off your leg, remember, you read about this here first.

Thousands of motorists will die

Friday, April 28th, 2006

But dagnabit, Audi drivers need their expressos!

When you talk about tough dogs

Friday, April 28th, 2006

You are talking about Dachshunds.

Attention women who climb on toilet bowls with their stockinged feet for the death-defying reason of Hygiene

Friday, March 31st, 2006

You might want to petition for this. Just imagine, no more slippages!

[Ewww.]

Runes, I need that report now! Where is Runes?

Saturday, February 11th, 2006

Runes is not free at the moment.

WMD Update

Monday, February 6th, 2006

The US Pentagon has released a 3-in-1 super duper high-tech weapon for fourth-generation warfare.

Key quote:"…a warfighter would be able to discriminate the noncombatants from
insurgents by first employing the nonlethal capabilities and then
progressing to the use of lethal force."

Not to be outdone, we Singaporeans can combine this with this for our very own urban pacification capabilities.

25 years and still going on strong

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Ok… Own up, how many people bought the "solution paper" to solve this thumb-twiddling timesink?

Moo Hard

Friday, January 20th, 2006

The Bruce Willis of Cows.

Why we need men

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Otherwise there will be no progress.

How to transform teenagers into calculus geniuses

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

Ay Caramba!

Key Quote: "Playboy model, Jaime Lynn, and MIT Nuclear Engineering Graduate, Paige,
use more than the black board to teach that perenial hardcore college
subject, calculus."

The example of zero change when applied to a constant cracked me up. Hmmmm…

Sigh…

Why scientists should be allowed access to porn

Tuesday, January 10th, 2006

Key quote: "We’re super excited."

Seriously, scientists need a life.