DJs only know how to play with their knobs

November 26th, 2005

Key Quote:"You know who you are. Standing behind that deck of turntables, holding one headphone to your ear, being pretentious and aloof as you play with knobs and shuffle through records. You can just settle down, because nobody cares that you’re a DJ."

More fun: "Say it along with me, "I am not a musician". No matter how many obscure bands you know or how big your record collection is, you’re playing someone else’s music …if I show up at your house and play Taxi Driver for you, does that make me Martin Scorsese?"

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